Electric Lighter

The windproof, water resistant,  dependable  flameless USB rechargeable Lighter 

https://amzn.to/3NaVj4b

Electric Rolling Tape Measure 

Easily measure flat, curved, flexible and odd shaped surfaces and objects… and look at it, it’s just cool. 

https://amzn.to/3qS2Ddq

Clocky

The runaway clock on wheels that wakes you up on time because it will roll & jump from your nightstand, hits the floor with a sonic bomb, moves around your bedroom sounding like R2D2 and will shake you out of a deep sleep.

https://amzn.to/444cYkC